Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Me: ugh my stomache hurts.
maribel: oh it'll go away
hah try telling that to some dior homme fagit whith KVA in sight
so oh keep in mind i was wearing shorts and up to knee socks with a wierd neck line sweater. very cher of me i must say. so i wasn't in a comfortable mood to be sick you know. heck i would rather have my gap hoodie with me at a time like this but know i felt like beeing a fab bitch and going to school. so im in class and yahda yahda im all right. My stomache later starts to hurt like a fucking bitch! and i had to go pe so it was hurting more. my teacher was cool with me so she let me go to the bathroom and take a walk. I handled my women problems and got back to class thinking oh i took a walk i feel fucking great. well NO! my stomache was making fucking noise i swear if i was some bitch hearing that id be disgusted. its the truth i would. dont tell me you wouldnt cause u know you would. It was soooo embarrasing i swear! ugh!. thankfully my telefono( thanks apple love yah bitches) was near me so i texted my mother and father right away. My father picked me up and whats funny is he almost tripped. embarrasing no? I finally got home and well yeah im better lol. nothing beats like being on perez all day no? :)
btw: OMFG its soo ironic how the earthquake was today and i went home this exact very day. wiiieeerddd. and what sucks is while watching the news about the easrthquake they were interviewing people from my school! OMFg
news: so how did the earthquake feel?
me: oh honey it felt like riding a silly cowboy.
news: so....where were you at the time?
me: welll......thats a girls little privacy no? me and karl lagerfeld were talking about how horrible chloe is going to be
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Sunday, July 27, 2008
"Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kathy Griffin's long-time assistant and My Life on the D-List co-star, Jessica Zajicek, has quit.
And, "it's not pretty," an insider tells us.
The split happened earlier this month.
Unfortunately, her Bravo show is not currently under production, so we'll miss out on the drama on TV!
"Jessica had just had enough of Kathy," says our insider. "She put up with her for several years. She couldn't take it anymore."
Sad to see her go. Jessica was a huge part of Kathy's show!"
She was! and She is! ugh well....ugh, no no no! kathy how could you do this you son of a bitch?!? how hwo?!?!?
"Renzo Rosso has diversified once again, taking a majority stake in Viktor & Rolf. The Dutch duo are the latest addition to the Diesel owner's portfolio, in addition to Maison Martin Margiela, Sophia Kokosalaki, and Dsquared."
oooh....could this mean a branch of more stores hitting the world? eh?
"Emilio Pucci is apparently looking for a successor to Matthew Williamson, as the designer focuses more on growing his own business. The London-based Williamson assumed the role of creative director at Pucci, a division of LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton, three years ago, taking over from Christian Lacroix. Pucci is said to have approached some design assistants about succeeding Williamson."
I thought what he did for pucci was nice. I mean it wasn't OMFG i must this I must that. i was like whatever its cute you know. well hey atleast he's concetrating and expanding his own brand you know and thats good.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
ok first of all was it just me or did anyboyd FIND it fucking annoying when batman is talking when in the bat suit? i swear i couldnt shutup but complain to my friend that batman had a sore throat yahda yahda lmfao. seriously though it was fucking funny watching the movie. how could u not laugh at the voice! now....if batman talked like that fucking hell let the man fuck me. plus bale likes a little smacking no? right perez hilton?
"i cant understand you"
It's nothing major you know. sutre there's nice things that are somewhat nice,heck im even fucking surpirsed not to see some jacket with massive volume, but i mean i could find better things from say a good fashion house you know. PLUS the price for some of his things is fucking fucking ridiculous! the following things were mostly what he had and some jacket for bluefly:
Ok for starters this top was orginally 740 but now it's 590. I mean cmon hes not vuitton or lanvin you know but why are they charging soo fucking much? plus the top is ok. i could find something similar. seriously. and cheaper
Now...ill give the bitch some credit for making something nice like the "motocross" pant or jean whatever(project challenge ripoff much?)$280.....sounds ok.
Now this dress is alright. not my style but its nice. $325....thats actually ok. i mean its a fair price for a pretty dress no?
Im not into bashing up and coming designers(heck i fucking love them. wang!(in the day)) but i hate when they overprice things. go ahead and spend 590 on a blouse......I on the other hand will take this lovely and pretty 3.1 philip lim coat on eluxury for 325. ey ey bargain no?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
omfg ahahaha this is like fighting perfection! its like barbara walters and oprah! its like vlada and olga! its like oh idk...
hot fierce trannymess.
no i like wendy. this bitch is FUUUUNNNNNY....i swear. especially when she starts instigating things you know but then again what bitch doesn't like problems you know.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
It was good doing what i did today spending time with the fam you know. We went to the cemetary to my grandpa's grave and can you believe no one had visited! no one since like the last time my dad visited. If i was my dad i'd be ashamed you know. All my uncles and aunts from my dads side are just..........rude and unappreciative you know. yah i shoudlnt be saying anything about them since i dont even know them at that level so whatever. So we put flowers and did our usual remember happy thoughts with him you know.
I was only like 4 or 3 when he died. My mom says i was always happy when he was around but then again being the fat baby i was i was always happy at the sight of food. oh i kidd. Can you believe the only memory i have with my grandpa was when he was at the hospital during his final days. Weird huh? at such a young age and i remember that..wow.
Now....i had to take pics. im sorry but i had too. im a camera whore duh!
Ooooh i love the last pic dont you? There were more pics but i didnt feel like putting them all up.
oh gosh its exactly 12:00 and i still need to get my clothes for tommorow and study for my spanish test at 8 ugh. love ya.
ewww frida you got some explainin to do.....
ofcourse it has nothing to do with frida but with the guccigroup
im also ashamed with these same gucci logo sneakers i got when i was 13. i wanted them soo badly back then just cause i thought they were cool. blegh. tacky.
i know.i know. id be happy to sell them to anyone who would be happy to buy them :)
( photo from perezhilton.com)
ok im not trying to be an asswhole(well maybe yes maybe no idk) but holy fuck balls j simpson has defitanely let herself go like waddle judge ty ty. I remember back then when she was with hunky yummy delicious nick lachey and i used to see her and be like wow this bitch is fierce in a way and well now....shes like a z lister. i mean she has no more good cds since like what the 90s idk and the only thing she was ever in the hollywood scene in the last 10 years was cause of her divorce with sexy lachey or cause her being with ugly freak john mayer which btw i dont get how u left nick for that scrawny little bitch. But now jessica is well....FAT! fat fat fat. lol sorry but she did get fat. her stomache clearly is big. theres no doubt about it. sad that her career is like over and shes fat. hah and making a country album....ahah. no thank u. oh well karma is a bitch.........now....wheres nick so i can give that fucker a blowjob asap!
btw: i bet you a fucking dollar and a chanel dress that she'll be appearing on dancing with the stars within the next year. ok fine top 5 years lol.
Friday, July 18, 2008
now...back to the purpose of this post. get ready to cringe fashion fagits. I finally got the Vogue Italia mag as in the Vogue italia black issue thats like sold out in alot of places yahda yadha! i first went to borders but they didnt have it there but i shoudlve known cause they rarely have the mags i want. then i went to barnes and noble but they didnt have it their either. The lady like checked but she said she could check in front but i rather not waste time you know. btw i go into fucking barnes and noble and the first thing i see is like 3 teens well 2 but they had some bitch with them and they had like makeup on them ala joker from batman. i was like am i being robbed here? i was close to saying ill suck your fucking cock if you let me go in peace. fucking movie fanatics. i swear. its just batman. fuck. i rather watch it at home, well then again i rather do and masturbate to christian bale or the batman guy but whatever. itll be at blockbuster in what 2 months. Tops 3 months you know.
So......aren't you jealous? luckily this newsstand had it.
geeez...im one happy bitch.
THANK GOD i finally shaved. i havent shaved since like what 2 weeks before yesterday. ugh i really dont get it. how do men not shave their legs and wear shorts? why? eww. disgusting. fucking fuck fuckers.
well thats the wonderful world of tonys shower world.
loves yah. tell me im gorgeous. muAH!
This years nominees are:
Albertus Q. Swanepoel of Albertus Quartus
Juan Carlos Obando
Swaim and Christina Hutson of Obedient Sons & Daughters
John Patrick of Organic
Sophie Mayock and Lisa Buhai of Vena Cava
Hmmm....ooooh!who am i rooting for? alexander wang ofcourse!oh and ofcourse richard chai! richard and alexander are CFDA/Vogue hotnesses!
Like my clothes, im very picky about my movies of what and what not i like. I know what a bitch. Oh remember that gorgeous cavalli collection for ss08 and the beautiful music? well when watching the music i kept thinking is that the air song? and then i was like oh yeah! thats the music video clip!
Well i love it. cinco stars!
btw: its directed by sofia coppola!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Check out the gorgeous Ali in Chanel's new Exceptionnel de Chanel mascara. Isn't she modelesque perfection? oh i see Ali getting bigger and doing big in the future and I cant wait!
love ya Ali!
Hey there. you like the new cake i baked for my husband marc jacobs. yeah hes a really hard worker. he designs like millions of dresses and shoes and bags and yahda yahda and is like really really good looking and well why not bake him a cake soo yummy. oh jk but isnt this cake titled "The World's Most Expensive Cake, the Marc Jacobs/Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork Cake." by baker Gregory Paul Soriano the coolest and most prettiest thing you've seen yet! omg i would and i mean WOULD eat it yet i feel like fucking getting the handle and taking it down the streets you know but then again they'd fall all over my precious feet. oh darn. And can you believe its all edible! you love it marc? i love it. we all love it.
you eat the chicest things!
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
But yeah drama. alredy. one of my friends thinks ive been ignoring her. yeah like i would but see i thought we were gonna hang andf blah blah but we didnt. she mentioned like tons how shees going to be with "her friends". i mean i dont care but to atleast not stop by me once in a while? ugh, maybe it did seem like i ignore but hey i really didnt i mustve been mad. thats all. then therres fucking people that u havent seen for what 2 weeks and they dont have the fucking decency to say hi at summer school?!? wtf! i fucking hate that, i really do. thats why i havent been as enthusiastic as i normally am. plus i have alot of friends that are acting like fucking assholes. lets just say like 80% of them fall in the asshole category as we speak. but whatever. what happens happens.
so sumer school is great class wise. i first have spanish which is wayyy more easier than the last bitch i had. then i have computers. its blegh. i really cant say much u know.
are there hot guys in them? welll......ehh. i cant realy say. omfg i really need to stop my starbucks drink after school obssesion. its insane. i guess since ive been waking up late i need something to waken me up u know.
i would never get a frapachini thingy in the morning heck i dont even get them anymore. their fattening and just boring and just fucking nast in the morning. i have this friend that drinks pepsi soda yahda in the morning. thats fcking nasty, i swear. i couldnt drink that its just well i guess weird to me u know. im fine with my coffee bean vanilla latte thank u very much.
all these problems just cause me to go out u know. i went out friday with one of my fag hags. it was fun. atleast took me off my problems and gave me major eye candy.
what does a boy do when theres a good cement block thingy?
u take pictures duh. whatever i mean i needed to do something.
from all that food binging, my arms look huge no? eww. jenny craig where r u?
you like mr lagerfeld?
you likey neil barret?
well thats that week.
what she got fucked by a guy with fucking warts and bumps on his dick which is why shes afraid of pickles?i wanna pickled shaped dick up ma butt, dont u?
well whatever food is whatever to me. devil at times but when isnt.
so i was looking at aol food slideshows they have that have that fucking thing that its good for u, its bad for you yahda yahda type of thing yahda. its like fucking oprah and her food obsession but just on aol and its like slideshows yahda yahda.
and guess what i saw? tonys memory lane is dat chu?(ahah ala bryanboy is dat chu? ahah)
omfg so there was the quarter pounder in the bad fattening section ofcourse but i mean who could resist this beautufil fucker u know? heck its even sometimes better then cock and cigs am I right?OMFG i fucking remember lots of times in middle school going right after school when i was hungry and i'd order this from time to time. id recomend it. sure its like 510 calories but why not!
what fagit doesnt love yummy fruit juices no? i think it has like 180 calories but whatever.
dang isnt britney every fucking white trash hillbilly's dream of a wife? oh britney you little fat bitch.560 calories in your starbucks grande peppermint white chocolate moch with whipp. omfg that fucking name is long! shit its probably fucking longer than my rich oil tycoon iranian billianair's name ugh!. well....oh its yummy. cmon people we live in America were all fat anyways.ahahaha
OMfg! this is love right here fuckers! MOTHER FUCKING LOVE! yes its like alotta calories but fuck u! heck if i could die in chanel and eat this id be in fucking heaven but then again since when is KFC and chanel a match? match?fuck matches? would lagerfeld agree?
the clothes are not anorexic but the girls are
OMFG now this is tonys child right here! every fucking saturday when i was a little fat porker my dad would get me this! omfg recomend recomend galore! its sooo yummy. i especially remember like eating this and watching my cartoons and shows yahda yahda. S club 7 much?
now.....were all fucking fat anyways. why now fucking throw it in the gutter?
well you can aamerica.....yes problems for you but go right ahead US fat A. you can
we all know thin is beautiful. lagerfeld agrees. heck hedi slimane agrees, just look slim is in his last name
as for me,ugh i need to lose weight though. ive been going binging alot.
wanna be britney? go ahead.
but indulge...in a while. :)
look at those collar bones. i make daddy hedi very very happy.