Saturday, June 27, 2009

Oh ma gawd the shoes gurl, the motherfucking shoes!

Forget fucking milan fashion week. Everything there was BORING. Yawn. blah. boooorrriiiinnnnggg. Now it's Paris fashion week and give me these gorgeous metallic laceups from the Louis Vuitton Mens show. aren't they fucking loves it?!?!
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like ma gurl Flavia De Oliveira says "the shoes...OH MY GOD the shoes. i LOVE the shoes. so beautiful!"
(Amazin, Amazin, Amazin, MUAH! hahaha)
if i could have any of the metallic shoes i'd soooo get the gold ones. Yes, they're soo Lanvin SS08 but oh fuck it these are gorgeous!
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or the blue ones. UGH i'm going through this blue phase that consists of wearing a shitload of blue that soo needs to stop...
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and for queer gays like me, they even have sequined laceups as well! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE..
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Even the non-shiny ones are gorgeous. Love these yellow and blue/black ones.
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i need those 2-toned ones. ugh can you say gorgeous? can you say need those like right now? can you say let's all become fucking rent boys and get into marc jacobs pants and get free access to shoes shoes shoes?
as for the outfits they were alright. IF, not want, IF i had to wear any outfit from the collection i'd wear this one right here gurl. it's my favorite from the collection.
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cute no? oh those white shoes. and also this outfit is cute too..
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Well that's Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2010 from me to you. :)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

THIS is Gucci Mens for Spring/Summer 2010?!? OMFG!

WTF happened!!! i can't believe this is what Gucci is for Spring/Summer 2010. fuck me with a fruitcake, i can't motherfucking believe it! From New Wave F/W09 to sporty man chic S/S10...ugh. no not ugh, MAJOR ugh.
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it's horrible. I've never been dissapointed by Frida's collections, i always love menswear and womenswear from her, and for the first time i'm dissapointed. Oh i know cry me a river booo hoo hooo but imagine to just try having high hopes for the next day and then all of a sudden BAM! it's blah..
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Even the background is eww...tacky much? i know the gucci logo obsessed whores at my school would LOVE this...
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ugh i hate the white looks. they're too BORING. and the rolled up pants? where's the skinnies i love from her...eww eww eww. abort abort abort...
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omfg lookey it's the main guy from Slum Dog Millionaire..aww...
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It's pretty much obvious that sport is a trend for menswear this season. oh gawd....
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WAIT! now that i think of it..wasn't this whole high top/nylon sporty jacket combo so dior homme ss09?

only outfits i liked were these too...
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oh also liked this one too...
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ugh and the bags...that bags were sooooo ewww....
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the first white one up there looks like a working out bag. no thanks honey. oh and the shoes! the shoes were major ewww. i can't fucking believe it. Frida does such amazing and gorgeous shows and bags and she comes up with these??!!?
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don't even get me started on those hideous suits....
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major dissapointment HELLO! IF this was bad, imagine the womenswear by september? oh gawd...

Proenza schouler resort 2010

I know i can always count on those 2 whores over at Proenza Schouler to deliver something amazing. I'm in LOVE with their latest resort collection. It's sooo me. Fuck everything else, this is probably my favorite resort collection so far. It's easy and simple yet so me. ugh, i need everything, want everything, must duplicate everything..
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LOVE the styling. Sure there's gorgeous pieces here and there but the styling at their shows always gives it the finishing touch to their looks. love the tweed looking pants on Daiane...i love it all..
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love this look. I'd soo wear it head to toe..
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oh gawd... this one is my favorite look of all. the colors plus the black and khaki shorts are so....ugh it's stunning no? where's a fucking sugar daddy when you need one? I mean cmon i'm fucking perfect jailbait. i need this look.
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oh ma gawd it's ma gurl Hanne Gaby ya'll. bitch needs to hand me the sweater and the shorts. oh did i mention the bags are GORGEOUS.
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LOVED the looks with the cute short jackets paired with shorts and a button up. So me.
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ugh..
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this one is so simple yet it looks so chic. i love it..
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love the vests...
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i really like this one too. Looks effortless..
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love the splash of yellow..
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that's hot no?
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omfg it's Aliona. motherfucker is fierce. gorgeus dresses too...
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loved the prints..
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i'd wear this one in a heartbeat paired with the sunglasses and the bag as well.
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LOVED the looks with the red/white/blue tie-dye. this one is soo me..
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loves loves loves..
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oh gawd i need a fucking job stat. Finally a resort collection i love. I need sooo many things here. Fuck chanel cruise, this collection is IT for me. 

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Well look who made it at Dolce...

Well lookey who made Dolce's runway..no other than Madonna's boyfriend Jesus Luz. ugh honay, your boyfriend is gorgeous. Shit, if i was her, i'd be wanting to have sex with him everytime and everywhere even if my pussy was all saggy and blah but then again surgery is a gurls best friend these days.
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supposedly, he was an exclusive for them and blah. Campaign, runway..what's next? WERQ that motherfucking runway. i HATE his walk though. Saw the video earlier and his walk is sooo shitty. He walks like he has a dildo up his ass. Even my own mother has a fiercer walk. EVEN my obese ass can work it better than this whore..
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I'll bet you the bitch is gonna be at D&G later this week. You got to hand it to Madonna though...she knows how to pick em. Homegurl needs to shave between his crotch and thighs though....eww...
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well let's get to the clothes cause we all know i'm one fashion obsessed whore. Everybody is saying how it's so dolce menswear/their true selves/very them blah blah/boring but i actually find it quite nice. I'll admit, i'm usually checking out the collections from Dolce and Gabbana menswear just to check out the hot boys or to get a sneak peek for the womenswear shows in september but i actually found some nice things viewing this collection. let's start off by saying those motherfucking blazers and jackets are the main things here and they're gorgeous. Considering since domenico and stefano said they would be cutting their prices from their clothing starting with their 2010 collection, you'd expect less dazzle and more blah but it seems like their is lots of craftmanship in them. oh fuck, give me the white and black one below in a size extra extra small, skinny pants, some cute boots, a womenswear clutch, and bam wam bam hotness.
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aren't they gorgeous? look at all that sparkle...
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even if I feel like showing some skin they have an embroidered watered down piece like
this tank top. I like it.
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oh and don't forget the boys. I bet you there's millions and millions of horny whores
right now jacking off to the latest dolce runway shots. haha
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ooooh la la.....orgasmic much...
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ugh terron wood looks soooo good in a suit..
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now back to the clothes. i LOVED the ripped pants. Especially these. I love how theirs an
under layer to the rippings which reveal material. Hopefully the ripped pants with a
layer of material under will make it in the womenswear. i need them..ok i don't need
them, shit i need a bedazzled dolce and gabbana spring/summer 2010 bag. that's what
I fucking need. oh alrighty i really like the pants..
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loved the ripped jeans....
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loved this outfit below....god knows my thighs are as big as kim kardashian's ass but oh well i love to show it off..
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omfg OMFG OMFG is this Sam Saffman? he looks soo....idk a bit different? a bit older? for fucking sakes, take off the hair NOW...it looks bad honey..well don't take it off but i don't like this italianish hair style....ugh
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well overall it's a pretty good collection. Oh Domenico and Stefano you sexy whores..
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Love Ya.
ps. Here's the video. soo need to get that remixed Amy Winehouse song.
ps. A fag's gotta do what a fags gotta do. I'm calling miss j to give Jesus some runway lessons cause the bitch has a dildo up his ass and makes suvi koponen look like a fucking natasha poly on the runways...
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