Saturday, June 20, 2009

Well look who made it at Dolce...

Well lookey who made Dolce's runway..no other than Madonna's boyfriend Jesus Luz. ugh honay, your boyfriend is gorgeous. Shit, if i was her, i'd be wanting to have sex with him everytime and everywhere even if my pussy was all saggy and blah but then again surgery is a gurls best friend these days.
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supposedly, he was an exclusive for them and blah. Campaign, runway..what's next? WERQ that motherfucking runway. i HATE his walk though. Saw the video earlier and his walk is sooo shitty. He walks like he has a dildo up his ass. Even my own mother has a fiercer walk. EVEN my obese ass can work it better than this whore..
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I'll bet you the bitch is gonna be at D&G later this week. You got to hand it to Madonna though...she knows how to pick em. Homegurl needs to shave between his crotch and thighs though....eww...
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well let's get to the clothes cause we all know i'm one fashion obsessed whore. Everybody is saying how it's so dolce menswear/their true selves/very them blah blah/boring but i actually find it quite nice. I'll admit, i'm usually checking out the collections from Dolce and Gabbana menswear just to check out the hot boys or to get a sneak peek for the womenswear shows in september but i actually found some nice things viewing this collection. let's start off by saying those motherfucking blazers and jackets are the main things here and they're gorgeous. Considering since domenico and stefano said they would be cutting their prices from their clothing starting with their 2010 collection, you'd expect less dazzle and more blah but it seems like their is lots of craftmanship in them. oh fuck, give me the white and black one below in a size extra extra small, skinny pants, some cute boots, a womenswear clutch, and bam wam bam hotness.
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aren't they gorgeous? look at all that sparkle...
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even if I feel like showing some skin they have an embroidered watered down piece like
this tank top. I like it.
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oh and don't forget the boys. I bet you there's millions and millions of horny whores
right now jacking off to the latest dolce runway shots. haha
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ooooh la la.....orgasmic much...
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ugh terron wood looks soooo good in a suit..
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now back to the clothes. i LOVED the ripped pants. Especially these. I love how theirs an
under layer to the rippings which reveal material. Hopefully the ripped pants with a
layer of material under will make it in the womenswear. i need them..ok i don't need
them, shit i need a bedazzled dolce and gabbana spring/summer 2010 bag. that's what
I fucking need. oh alrighty i really like the pants..
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loved the ripped jeans....
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loved this outfit below....god knows my thighs are as big as kim kardashian's ass but oh well i love to show it off..
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omfg OMFG OMFG is this Sam Saffman? he looks soo....idk a bit different? a bit older? for fucking sakes, take off the hair NOW...it looks bad honey..well don't take it off but i don't like this italianish hair style....ugh
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well overall it's a pretty good collection. Oh Domenico and Stefano you sexy whores..
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Love Ya.
ps. Here's the video. soo need to get that remixed Amy Winehouse song.
ps. A fag's gotta do what a fags gotta do. I'm calling miss j to give Jesus some runway lessons cause the bitch has a dildo up his ass and makes suvi koponen look like a fucking natasha poly on the runways...
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i got the remix if you want it
leave email in the comments

Le Club Kid said...

hey thanks it's
tonylondonstyle@yahoo.com