Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2009

Sure everybody is saying John Galliano's latest collection is somewhat boring/we've seen it before/ boring/blah blah, which I totally agree, but i mean it's gorgeous. The gowns. the poses. the models. the inspiration. the music. It's defitanely coture. omfg you defitnaley soooooooooo have to see the video of the show....pure couture. Eye candy orgy? Idk about you, but if it werent' for the whole presentation, as in the music and posing, i soo wouldn't love it. But whatever, were alll fashion obsessed whores so let's get goin with the clothes and models. First up:Thana Kuhnen. I loved her look. Bitch worked it liked a motherfucking veteran down the steps in the video and her posing was flawless and she's barely new to the scene. I mean what..she walked a couple shows before and now she opened Dior Couture. I smell money and fucking shows in the future no? i'm goood at these things...i know it. Slap me if i'm wrong........flawless much......
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work that jacket god damnit..
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can you say fierce? Love love love love. i really LOVE her look. 
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Next look..... I LOVE THIS!! STUNNING dress. I fucking need it. forget crack and meth, i sooo need this.
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Work it honey. practice makes perfect. ugh... love....
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ooooh sooo pretty. Look at those details. Stunning? i know right!
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ugh loves it..
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oh ma gawd it's Kasia Struss motherfuckers. I kinda like her yellow jacket. hate the hair on her though..
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Hey look guys, it's everybodys favorite thinspirational british girl Lily Donaldson.
NOT!
Meet Alexandra Tretter. Girlfriend looks a LOT like lily donaldson. no? ugh love her look too. I mean a pink suit with a corset on top? loves it..
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I fucking kid you not when i say that she looks alot like lily donaldson. Especially right here....
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ooooh la la. I actually love the looks with the lingerie/under garment pieces to them. I mean think about it. I gives it a little fun compared to the boring silhouettes and pieces that i'm pretty sure we've all seen before at a dior collection before you know. Love this look. 
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get the fuck out of her way ya'll. fierce, sexy, chic, blah blah. Peasants ALWAYS need to lend a hand...
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Well hello there ginger. I bet you a fucking dildo that somehow either this picuture or some other one from a recent show Vlada's done is gonna show up at the model weight thread at the fashion spot cause we all know those whores over there LOVE Vlada right? haha. bitch screams pure couture...
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fuck that, bitch is thinspirational. Plus, i mean she's gained a couple. Can't we all be happy now? peace please? Homegurl can't help it if she's thin and fierce....okay
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fierce....
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omfg i can't help but laugh at this picture of Iekeliene below. It's only this picture below that cracks me up. Idk why....maybe the face? the makeup? the makeup with the hair? ANWAYS......
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i love her look. I mean pastel purple? gorgeous.
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FOR ONCE Iekeliene has some nice looking calfs in a picture. Aww...it's your lucky day honey. oooooh love her bag.
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Holy shit it's Trentini. headache much? hah no, bitch worked it..
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telekenetic powers activate? haha...
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Love the combo of the creamy khaki with the yellow. However, i'm not really loving the shape of the jacket.
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But the posing sure makes me love it. 
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And now one of my faves....Siri Tollerod. Who knew the frigid walking bitch could actually pose!
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She looked sooooooooooo pretty at the show but then again she always does.
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oh that face! that skin! that expression!
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gawd i fucking love siri tollerod. Well lookey who we have here...Anabela Belikova. Like i always say, if i could have any model's legs, it would certainly be Anabela's. Love her look. Orange is your color gurl. love the top..
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omfg look it's every black/latina's favorite high fashion model Chanel Iman! LOVE the closeup.
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oooooh love magdalena's outfit. Bitch was a good show pony and worked it...
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WERQ that motherfucking wall Magdalena. WERQ! WERQ it like you've been deprived of  sex for 10 years and there's a hunky russian son of a bitch waiting on the other side of that wall.
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I'm officially a Heidi Mount fan. Look at her hand! her pose! her stare! her dress! her face! love love love! It's all about the snap ya'll...
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Booooo kim noorda. Ok, i LOVE kim noorda but she's sooo underrated. Her dress was boring so i mean she could've ooomphed it up a bit here and there you know by posing but no, she posed a bit here and there. ugh.
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let's not forget sasha. Idk her suit seems typical but i'm somewhat liking it...
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it looks soo chic.
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second favorite dress here we come. oh all that pink!
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THIS is how you smile with your eyes...
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HELLO you can't have a dior haute couture collection without georgina. I kinda like her dress but it's the stupid space in the middle that's annoying me.
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LOVE natasha's dress. look at all those ruffles.
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LOVED this gown...
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But my favorite gown of them all has to be this one on Viviane Orth, who btw was one of my favorites at the show. Girlfriend is pure couture worthy.
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She's soooo my new thinspiration....
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omfg Charlotte Di Calypso closed the show! LOVE this bitch. She looks stunning....
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ugh i feel sooo fat...
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oh and wtf was morgane dulbed wearing? I dream of genie much?
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overall it's ok. Not John's best collection, that's for sure, but it's gorgeous nonetheless. Were doing chanel next you whores.
love ya!

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