Sunday, October 25, 2009

From Project Runway to California! and does Tony and Homecoming football games go together?

Well look at who made a pit stop at a mall here in sunny Cali! no NOT Michael Kors(i wish, we'd talk about how fabulous those plastic dresses looked hot in his spring collection), but one of the contestants from Project Runway. Ladies and Gays, Laura Bennet or whatever her name is. omfg Laure Bennet is soooooooooo thinspirational!
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They were doing this whole big event at the mall about stylists and designers and all. PERFECT timing with the opening of the Betsey Johnson store like literally 2 feet away. Any who, celebrity stylists as well as Laura from project runway and this makeup artist, who happened to have worked with Crawford and Naomi, were all there. It was really dissapointing overall. I mean the event was lovely, but there was practically NO ONE in the crowd enjoying this wonderful free event. I mean what...atleast 7 people there including me and my fag hag. Laura was really nice though..she chatted with me and my friend and this other woman there who supposedly was a model back in her day and had modeled for Betsey Johnson in her prime days. oh and there were these 2 old farts sitting right next to me mentioning shit load of verbal diarrhea about project runway and blah blah. Homegurls could've SO used that free stylists thing happening there cause all they had were big t-shirts and well the fugliest sweatpants ever. Anways, after chatting with Laura, my friend was asked by this lady to be one of the makeup models to be on stage. It was VERY entertaining to hear she had worked with the fabulous Naomi Campbell and Cindy Crawford. She gave my friend this really chic and but effortless makeover...
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It was really flawless. It was basically one of those "less is more" makeup tips which was perfectly executed on my friend who happens to have a alcoholic and drug problem causing her to have bags under her eyes. ROFL just kidding. After that, we were waiting outside the mall for our rides. We later started talking to this guy sitting on the same bench who unexpectedly worked at "The Gap" in the mall. Now the thing is, i applied at "The Gap" and there's this really hot guy working there. Plus I'm pretty sure I've seen a couple of queers ala me working there. well while chatting and to my surprise, he told me how there's a shitload of gays working at "The Gap"! OMFG, imagine me working there? FULL GOSSIP GALORE! plus, apparently all the workers think that the guy I think is hot is "closeted". ugh, someone cock slap the hiring manager there and tell him to add me and i'll suck his hairy cock for in return a sales associate position that consists of folding scarves and saying "hi" to every bitch that enters the store. After leaving, I went to my school's homecoming game just for shits and giggle. I mean i'm not a big whore when it comes to football, but when there's boys and social values to follow, then yes why not ahah. Now spot the fag por favor....
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omfg Lagerfeld's bitch Baptiste Giabiconi called me and he SO wants his hair back. ugh i'm never ever ever ever infinity ever pushing my hair back. It looks soo....disgusting? eww? geez why oh why can't I have such soft gorgeous wavy-esque hair? It's those damn genes from parents. FUCK. whatever. Overall it was a great night.

BCBG Max Azria Spring/Summer 2010

Stunning youthful colllection from BCBG Max Azria. I'm soo dissapointed with the casting though. I mean seriously basically all new girls? Hopefully it's for fashion purposes and not some excuse for "budget cuts" in the casting area. A bit Herve Leger in some parts but whatever, it's not a bad thing. A bit depressing it's all cocktail wear and no day wear but the dresses are gorgeous. The prints and colors are totally perfect. If I could, i'd wear this in a heartbeat.
LOVE this dress.
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ugh the bold neon yellow dress is gorge.
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love this one as well.
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forget THAT coral one, this one's hotter.
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ugh those prints are really cool
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love love LOVE this blue dress on Katie
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love...
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this ones nice..
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herve leger much? whatever, it's executed gorgeously..
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this ones great...
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ugh LOVE this coral sheer one..
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ugh where's a fucking vagina when you need one. Give me fake flat tits and a vagina and i'd sooo wear this clubbing. 
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Those prints are seriously love!
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this one's a bit Alexander Wang no?
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love the green one....
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White is definately the color of the season. This dress is perfect.
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neeed this one as well.
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ok forget that white dress above, this one is soooo much better. That draping is just perfect.
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The finale gown is so simple yet so gorgeous.
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I'm absolutely head over heels for this collection. Stunning dresses with stunning prints and cuts. What else could you ask for? Shit, it's times like these I wish i was a 5ft 10 model with a flat chest and a hot thin figure to soo wear these dresses to all the parties and events.

Natasha Poly and her Dolce and Gabbana S/S09 bag

oh my god. Her Dolce and Gabbana Spring/Summer 2010 bag is fucking amazing! fucking gorge! the sequins, the tshirt, the boots, the leather vest, the headband, the hair, the colored lips. The girl definately has style. no doubt.
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Impeccable style to say. I always look at models for thinspiration, skincare, gossip and etc but i really love looking at her street style. Natasha has to be in my top 10 of great street styles. I mean seriously...i've seen countless of photos of her and the bitch can really put a great outfit. Cute, chic, effortless, and perfect. Similar bag featured on the runway...
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She seriously is working that bag to the fullest.  ugh fucking impeccable. 
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Viva Natasha forever. Now this is reason numero 809238109 why i love Natasha. We could all use her wardrobe no?

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Blah blah weight issues, what about Bruna Tenorio?

While everyone's bitching and stirring trouble about the whole photoshopping/weight scandal at the Ralph Lauren headquarters involving Filippa Hamilton being fired and not being able to fit into the sample sizes, there's also happens to be great news involving the brand. So i'm on The Fashion Spot and guess which brazilian just got casted for the SS10 Ralph Lauren campaign? Bruna, gurl, your time has come!
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Can you say SOOOOO UNDERRATED and sooo deserves it! Besides her, Izabel Goulart is in them aswell(wait is she brazilian too?!!?) and both will be fronting with Valentina. yay. Now as long as Eniko doesn't get anything then my whole ad campaign season can be fully complete.

Olivia Palermo is the hotness

ugh Olivia Polermo is soooooo fucking fierce. I'll later do a long post on how i love her style but this will do for now. So what does a socialite do when there's bunch of countless middle aged papparazzi men trying to photograph you? You fucking work it and pose!
ps. Whitney is SOOOO boring. Fucking cut her off of the show. Actually no. Better yet, give Olivia her own show. That bitch just reaks drama and great outfits.