Sunday, January 31, 2010

I NEED this damn song from the Jill Stuart Spring/Summer 2010 show.

I NEED this particular song that starts like around 2:13 soooo badly from the Jill Stuart Spring/Summer 2010 show. ugh like NOW. I keep listening to the damn show just for the song. Shit, I don't even like that slutty ass collection but I need the song so badly ya'll!
I'll suck your dick or lick your clit if you find me the song! I'm THAT desperate. Ok I lied, i won't do that cause I'm a classy slut but I'll love you forever and ever and ever...and ever and maybe give you a nice peck on the cheek. Mkay!?!? TIA.

UPDATE: Thanks to somebody over at TFS. It's CAN- Moonshake. I can finally die in peace. muah, muah.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Snejana at Chanel Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2010

I'm fucking jealous & only because you look fucking fierce at Chanel. Well hello there homegurl. Ugh GORGEOUS and radiant backstage at Chanel, but the true question is (again): Lonesome blues or why talk when I can draw!
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE her looks at Chanel....
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thinspo-motherfuckin-ration!
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Work it like that damn rent is due tommorow gurl. Ugh, flawless.
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She seriously looks so pretty with that hair do.
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I NEEED this dress for the Oscars. It's seriously red carpet worthy.
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Here's your proof why she got that Shiseido makeup thing.
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Ugh I NEED those 2 looks so badly. Shit, I need tweed shorts so badly. She's seriously stunning at Chanel. Perfection. Now can somebody shoot me with a shotgun and reincarnate me as Snejana? Billionaire boyfriends, size 00, and walking Chanel ya'll.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Chris Brown At The Jean Paul Gaultier Fall/Winter 2010 Menswear Show

Chris Brown at the Jean Paul Gaultier Fall/Winter 2010 Menswear show that had a "boxing theme". I don't I should LOL or just stay quiet. So can someone explain this shiz below. Oh, and the question of the day is: what does RiRi think?
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btw: eww Chris, those pants are horrendous. Where's Kanye's help when you need it? For him at least.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Chloe Sevigny at The Golden Globes

Well I've been a little late on my blogging (It's called fucking stress) but didn't fucking Chloe Sevigny look phenomenal at The Golden Globes? Loved it. Loves, loves, loves it. Incredibly chic in that Valentino Spring/Summer 2010 dress. Don't you just love it when one of your favorite celebrities wears one of your favorite dresses from one of your favorite collections of the season? I know I do. She's so my pick for best dressed there.
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Worn on the runway by Freja..
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Looks 100 times better off the runway. Kiss what matters most, the damn gold.
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Congrats for the win.

Alexander Mcqueen Fall/Winter 2010 Menswear

Ehh Mcqueen menswear collections don't make me swoon & salivate like his womenswear collections but I really liked his latest menswear one. Although I loved the shiny plastic looking (is it patent leather?) pieces & the use of fur, some of the prints were straight up eww. That's why I didn't post them here & instead posted my favorite looks.
love this sweater. Let's wear it with black skinnies, some gold jewelry, maybe one of those bucket hats and some leggings with sneakers? comfy, easy breezy chic.
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I like the cardigan(?!?!)
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ooh love the double layered coats/jackets.
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The prints are a little similar to Raf's FW08 Jil Sander marble prints, no?
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ooh love this jacket.
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UGH LOVE the shiny pieces. I need this...
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I NEED this coat.
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and this coat too...
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oh fuck it, this one instead.
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How about a 8/10?

Valentino Pre-Fall 2010: I Need Everything!

While every Tom, Dick, & Harry are bitching like bitter queens over a sequined thong, I'm happy to announce that I'm a big fan of Maria & Pier, the designing duo at Valentino. I know, I know, I love those whores over there at Valentino. Their latest Pre-Fall collection is absolutely breathtaking. There's so many fucking dresses I wanna wear....like NOW!
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The use of red is terrific but we all know the prize possessions of the collection are the dresses. Give me 50,000 and I'll be happily buying as many dresses here as I can. ugh, I swear my damn prom dress is right here. As always, here are my favorite looks I'd love love love to wear.
ugh I LOVE this dress. It looks great paired with the red tights. The bows are a great addition to it. Is it leather? ugh this dress is pure LOVE. If I see la loca lohan wearing it, I'm going on a killing spree at like walmart mkay.
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ooooh Love this! I'd remove the shoulder things though.
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This I'd wear asap. Particularly the damn fur. Nothing feels as good as fur does. Ugh, i swear the minute I touch it, I swear I'll die. I love the red leather pants as well.
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ugh this dress is so gorgeous. Love the red lace.
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ugh god damn, love the leather red trench.
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This one's very Oscar or Herrera, no? Whatever, I love it. So sophisticated, so young, so chic.
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Hay dios mio, ok this one's very Oscar. It's so fairylike for pretty fairies like muah.
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Ok were wearing this one to the streets of LA ya'll. I'll love anything with black leather skinnies.
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ugh I seriously need a pair of thigh highs (preferably those flat Chloe FW09 ones cause I'm not about to get murdered at school while wearing some heels). I'll take the coat instead.
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I need a simple but not so simple black coat at the moment. This one is perfect.
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I'll take the jacket and the platforms.
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I need an anorak at the moment as well.
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I'll take the sequined pants.
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Ugh, I'd wear this look head to toe. So chic.
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love the coat.
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I NEEEED this dress. You don't understand, this dress is IT. It's fucking IT. I love the rose design on it and the goldish color. ugh ugh ugh ugh, so fucking tempting. Like my girl Flavia says "the shoes....omg the shoes!".
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I neeed this look too. That sequined dress is hot hot hot ya'll. I'll take the thigh highs too. Salivating...
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This dress is so cute. Love the sequines and the chiffon and the black...ugh..
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I'll take this black dress instead. So pretty.
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Love this one too. I can see someone like...hmm....Carine or Angelina Jolie wearing this?
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Oh and my favorite dress of them all, meet the love of my life. Send me to the motherfucking Oscars in this puhlease. It's SO pretty.
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ehh this one's alright.
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Well there you have it. Oh, and if you didn't cream your pants or salivate over this whole damn thing, just die. Thanks.

The closest I'll ever get to loving Giorgio Armani menswear.

This look is probably the closest I'll ever get to loving Armani. His menswear collections aren't what I'd expect on my mexican ass except for maybe this jacket. It's all about the colours.
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Gorgeous jacket indeed.

Prada Fall/Winter 2010 Menswear

Another great Prada menswear collection by Miuccia. I loved the colors, loved the prints, loved everything about it. I think it's just me, but the hair reminded me of the hair the Oasis band members would sport back in the hey days of the 90's. Whatever. This is heck of a lot better than her previous last 2 collections. The last one I truly loved was Spring/Summer 2009. Let's just say my gurl Mrs. Prada redeemed herself, no? Well I'm just gonna post my favorite looks.
Loved that she used a lot of Khaki. Really like this look below.
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This coat is gorgeous. Love the camo print in this collection as well.
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Replace the damn pants with a skinnier fitted pants and were good to go. Love the cardigan paired with the coat. gorgeous.
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Love the belted cardigans.
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the coat por favor....
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oooh I'd so wear this one. Love the pink with the orange but it's so refined with the khaki suit. haha.
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ugh love this one as well. Love the color combos miuccia did
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dear lord, I love this one too.
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Love this one too. Love the 3 layers of blue. Shirt, sweater, cardi. and it's belted for slim figures like muah.
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Love the print. Love the double collar.
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Ugh you should've seen my little debate I had with someone who thought the sweaters were horrible because they made the models look "gay". I was all like "well at least they're thinking of the gay clientele" and then someone was like "the fit just doesn't seem flattering" which I would've responded "Well some of us are blessed with 16 year old bodies thank you very much!" but I just ignored everything and simply said "whatever". I really love the tight sweaters though. They're actually cute and look great. If that's "gay" to them, shit they should check out my full on closet with heels and chiffon blouses. I'd simply wear this to work...
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ugh I love this look too. I love the color of the belted cardigan. It all looks so warm and layered but still manages to look effortless.
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yeah.....I'd wear this in a heart beat. I love the red colour.
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ugh love *sigh*...
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Love the whole styling of this look.
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this jacket is motherfucking gorgeous. Love the red & blue camo with the black & pink collar.
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I'll take this jacket thankyouverymuch...
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Luke Worral, is that damn you?!?! Gurl, you leaving mama bear Kelly Osbourne to model Prada? ugh I seriously want a tight sweater....like.....now.
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ugh that patent leather(or is it rubber?) coat is gorgeous. I'll take this coat as well. Absolutely perfect for the rainy weather in Cali that's being such a bitch.
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Love this collection so much. What other collection should I blog about that I love? Versace? More menswear(and hot models) to come!