While every Tom, Dick, & Harry are bitching like bitter queens over a sequined thong, I'm happy to announce that I'm a big fan of Maria & Pier, the designing duo at Valentino. I know, I know, I love those whores over there at Valentino. Their latest Pre-Fall collection is absolutely breathtaking. There's so many fucking dresses I wanna wear....like NOW!
The use of red is terrific but we all know the prize possessions of the collection are the dresses. Give me 50,000 and I'll be happily buying as many dresses here as I can. ugh, I swear my damn prom dress is right here. As always, here are my favorite looks I'd love love love to wear.
ugh I LOVE this dress. It looks great paired with the red tights. The bows are a great addition to it. Is it leather? ugh this dress is pure LOVE. If I see la loca lohan wearing it, I'm going on a killing spree at like walmart mkay.
This I'd wear asap. Particularly the damn fur. Nothing feels as good as fur does. Ugh, i swear the minute I touch it, I swear I'll die. I love the red leather pants as well.
Ok were wearing this one to the streets of LA ya'll. I'll love anything with black leather skinnies.
ugh I seriously need a pair of thigh highs (preferably those flat Chloe FW09 ones cause I'm not about to get murdered at school while wearing some heels). I'll take the coat instead.
I NEEEED this dress. You don't understand, this dress is IT. It's fucking IT. I love the rose design on it and the goldish color. ugh ugh ugh ugh, so fucking tempting. Like my girl Flavia says "the shoes....omg the shoes!".
I neeed this look too. That sequined dress is hot hot hot ya'll. I'll take the thigh highs too. Salivating...
Oh and my favorite dress of them all, meet the love of my life. Send me to the motherfucking Oscars in this puhlease. It's SO pretty.
Well there you have it. Oh, and if you didn't cream your pants or salivate over this whole damn thing, just die. Thanks.