Thursday, February 4, 2010

Nick Snider: I'll suck yo dick & balls if you release me.

And the award for the "model who get's arrested in cornbread eating bumfuck Arkansas & tells the cops he'll suck his dick & nuts" goes to Nick Snider! Well hay there gurl, remember this is your time to drop the soap gurl! Milk that popo time.
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"Just in time for Fashion Week, a top male model is facing criminal charges after allegedly offering sexual favors to Arkansas cops in return for his release following an arrest for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. Nick Snider, 21, was busted early Monday morning after causing a disturbance at a female friend's home in Batesville, a city 90 miles north of Little Rock. According to an Independence County Sheriff's Department report,when deputies approached the intoxicated Snider, he stated, "I am a very famous model." As Snider was being transported in a patrol car to the county jail, he "kept trying to get me to stop the car and let him go," reported Deputy Brian Luetschwager. "Mr. Snider stated to me, 'If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.'"allegedly repeated the oral sex offer after arriving at the local lockup, where the model "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments." After declining the barter deal, deputies lodged an additional charge against Snider, this one for illegally attempting to influence a public servant. He pleaded not guilty yesterday to the three misdemeanor counts during an appearance in Independence County District Court. Snider is free on $780 bond and is scheduled for a February 17 trial. Snider has appeared as the face of Prada and was named by Forbes in 2008 as the world's fifth most successful male model. Last month, he was in Paris for the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show and will appear on various runways when New York City's Fashion Week begins February 11. Snider, a Manhattan resident, did not respond to TSG messages sent to his Facebook and MySpace accounts.

Police reports at - thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0204101model1"

The good boy in my heart (like 20%) feels bad for Nicky to be locked up in the popo, but then again dropping the soap never seemed so good, but the slut in me (80%) is so happy that homegurl did one of my dearest dreams of telling a cop I'd suck his dick & nuts if he'd happily let me go. I'm not kidding. Sure, watching a few porno's here & there have inspired me (haven't they inspired everyone?... Don't lie motherfucker) but seriously I'd love to tell some bitch, that looks like Gerard Butler, if I could suck his dick just to be released. It's like that thing that says to kill 2 birds with one stone..or something like that. Oh & THE FUCK with sucking balls. Some sweaty ass balls? That shit is already giving me headaches thinking about that. Well here's Nicky's little editorial he had at the popo...
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btw: i don't know how the fuck that dirty cop made it online, but Nicky's papi chulo that rejected his heart warming offer is this:
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I'll give him a 6/10. Yeah..... a 6/10 seems quite fair. & NO, i wouldn't suck this bitch's balls. That would at least be a 9 on that mo'fucking scale to maybe consider it. Plus, he looks like he drinks beer & eats a lot of pizza no? Oooh baby...

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