Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Why oh why haven't I seen this Chloe commercial?

oooh child...why oh why didn't my gay ass see this before? I mean I knew about this Chloe campaign with Clemence Poesy, Anja Rubik (my fave), and beautifulness sleepy eye Chloe Sevigny in print but how the fuck did I miss the commercial?

You know those days when you stayed home in elementary school on a rainy day just because it was raining and you didn't wanna get a cold but got fucked over at school by some piggy tail wearing troll by telling you the juicy shit you missed at lunch the other day and then you end up feeling left out? yeah...this is one of those times. Now excuse me while I take off my shirt, play "lets make love and listen to death from above" by CSS, and start shaking my hair.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Its shopping time! Valentino anyone?

I don't know about you, but I'm about ready to open my legs for any papi chulo for some good ol ching ching ya'll. ugh, I NEEED this damn Valentino Red Label shirt. Look at those damn ruffles!
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Give me that damn shirt, some skinnies, some cute sandals, and a khaki bag...instant chic. Or yet, why not where light shorts or sheer pants and wear it ala Valentino Spring/Summer 2010 no? If I can't afford the original Valentino shirt from the Spring/Summer 2010 collection, why not get this one, no? oh, and it's $295. Grreeatt.....*rolls eyes*

Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2010 Casting

Let's make this our last post of the night. Its 1:38 in the morning and I need my beauty sleep and some good ol dreams of getting barebacked by a bunch of football players so here's my post on my thoughts of the Vuitton casting. As if you didn't know, the trend this season was curvy, or basically putting every fucking damn model (Kurkova, Doutzen, Adriana) on top shows whic included Vuitton this season (somebody, yes dick slap Marc Jacobs. and yes, that means you Lorenzo and not when it's fucky fucky times). While every whore is drooling over every other VS model working the hell out of those 50's dresses, my particular favorites at Vuitton are definitely Noemie Lenoir and Rosie Huntington-Whitely when it came to "top models", who I both love dearly and who both never bore me. To me, they were the baddest bitches there.
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Anyways, besides them, I loved the typical runway girls like Natasha, Kasia, Mariacarla, Edita, Trentini, Iselin, Maryna, Stam, Bianca & Lily (homegurl made a special appearance!). I'm also loving some of my favorite new faces were there like Hind Sahli, Bregje Heinen, Rasa Zukauskaite, & Hanna Holman (from left to right)
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Gotta love that diverse cast, no?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

"The Greatest" Trailer

I think this should be a "Slut of the day: Carey Mulligan" post cause every thing that red head does turns to porn for my movie eyes. Anyways, I really wanna watch this the movie "The Greatest" staring none other than Mulligan.
It's like "Riding In Cars With Boys" with a dash of some murder and mother in law shizz. Definitely looks like a tear jerker. By the way, I NEED to watch "An Education" which gave her a nomination for best actress at the Oscars (correct me if I'm wrong). ugh, It looks SO GOOD too.
I can't wait till "An Education" comes out at my local blockbuster so I can grab that and a good ol bag of white chocolate covered pretzals and I think "The Greatest" comes out within a couple of months here in the US of A which means coming up is a movie night with the gurls (I'll tell them were going out to some burger joint in the hood or somethin to convince them to tag alone so I won't go alone).

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2010: Classy Sassy ya'll

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You know, after last season's gorgeous blowout (don't judge, yes I loved the wigs and all those weird plastic bags from last season bitch) i'd expect Marc to top it off but never in a million years would I ever ever EVER, even by old ass Silvia Brown's fortune telling on the Montel Williams show, would I guess Marc would go all "classy sassy/50's silhouettes/curvy galore/" on us for fall. I want fashion forward, not something that's referencing literally the 50's. It's not boring at all, just not as refreshing as it could've been. Cliche? Why yes. Executed perfectly? indeed. He certainly didn't keep it boring at all. I'm loving the use of leather, tweed, flowers, plaids, & metallics. I'm not fond of the usual corset silhouette (HELLO! last time I checked I have no hips.....well as of late I've been eating good ol jack in the crack soo..) but I thought they looked gorgeous on the models and every single girl on the runway looked so elegant & chic. Classy but definitely with a refreshing take. Anyways it's not my favorite show of the season and I did wish Marc would've done something more youthful for both his and the Vuitton lines, but whatever, let's just post my favorite looks:
I love how precise, chic, and polished this look is.
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Love the coat. Love the shouldered details.
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Love the color..
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I love how put together this look is. Love the coat.
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So chic....my gawd that fur bag!
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ooh this look is so cute! so me! love the sweater and I love it it's styled with the full skirt & the gloves. So chic.
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Gorgeous 50's-esque dresses...
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love this coat...
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love the use of the tweed...
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very cute...
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Love the curduroy/leather fabrics used.
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ugh this look is so gorgeous.
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Loving the metallic uses..
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Love the cropped jackets....
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In love with the colorful flower prints...
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I love how it's used here with the leather skirt..
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I'm absolutely in love with this look right here. That voluminous exaggerated skirt with small sweater and the addition of the gloves....ugh I swear I can picture myself wearing it and looking fiiiiiine as hell...
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Besides the one above, this one's also another of my favorite evening dresses. I've noticed that when Marc does evening gowns, they're also superb and this one's no exception. It looks like it came straight out of a fairytale. All that chiffon with the sequined bow on the pelvic bone area....ugh lusting ya'll, lusting....
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this one was gorgeous as well....
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so what's next season? grungy overthrown? light weight flower power?!? vermeer? crayola color extravaganzaaaa...?!! tribal chic? toki doki? oh wait...we've seen all those before. ehh, i don't care how the hell marc gets his next inspiration, whether it all takes a little trip down to puerto vallarta or some trippy pills, I hope it's something new and nothing "vintage-esque" like this one. Don't get me wrong, this one's timeless and sophisticated while remaining chic but there's nothing "captivating" to me.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Nothing like a good ol binge

So, what the fuck does it mean when a fag like myself is awake at 12 in da morning with his assistant bitch in charge(she has the car. Go figure) while spreading his faggotry from windows at mcdonalds to popcorn stands at the movies? It's no other than binge time ya'll! ugh, last friday me and the homie from another lomie (omfg did that rhyme? ok, sistah from anotha mistah) were hanging out cause oh golly geez we haven't like hanged out like the friends we are. Before that, me and a couple of homegurls from school went to this burger place to eat after school but unfortunately I was just stuck in awe struck while everybody at the table ordered from fries to burgers just because all I had was $5.00 with me (ugh, my mom took my damn debit card! that's the last time I'll go over that shit just for a marc by marc sweater). Anyways, after lunch my sister picked me up and dropped me off home all alone while a took a quick nap. From that quick nap, I was knocked the fuck out but I woke up anyways cause some blonde twin called me just to tell me she was on her way to pick me up. From there, we just went to the movies. Oh did I mention we saw the Runaways? I swear Kristen Stewart can't act AT ALL! Even if the bitch was some doo doo mama and was working those broadway halls like the electric bills were due tomorrow, Kristen STILL wouldn't convince the audience. Anyways, less of that sweaty betty and more of muah! By the way, what the fuck is up with not being able to take outside drinks into the movie theater? Some us of just love coffee drinks and some of us shouldn't be rejected like THAT from entering. Anyways after shits & giggles in movies, we went out for a some luxurious dining ala britney spears at mcdonalds ya'll.
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eww I look so gross...
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all about that damn jaw hun..
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I was "supposedly" on a diet, so all I got was a coffee.
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before that I had a popcorn and ate that all by myself. Now go figure why I ordered the coffee. I then went home, and slept like the little princess that I am.

Hot Slut Of The Day: Alexander Skarsgard

ugh isn't my boo Alexander Skarsgard of the day oh so dreamy........and mouthwatering sexy? ok, he's not Kellan Lutz, but oh who am I kidding, i'll take him!
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Whether were having tea & cookies (or COCKies), or swimming, or having a deep conversation over a deep massage, or maybe even barebacking and deeping eaching while having a deep massage, or just getting straight to eachother and kissing like lovers in Kentucky and the roams of land in the south, Alexander Skarsgard is so "whatta man, whatta man, whatta might good man" no? He's kinda got that bankable ty-ty forehead going on, but you'd take him. Even if the bitch had a fetish for teabagging, i'd take him.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Kim Noorda & Vogue: "More & Less"

Holy thinspirational notness, I never in a million years would have picked Kim Noorda to be the one that's being profiled about an eating disorder story in Vogue's April issue but then again her weight has fluctuated a lot and there was a point where she was incredibly skinny so it's not totally overwhelming. *NOTE: omfg, I just thought about model's with dramatic weight losses...eating disorders or just some good ol help from one of cindy crawford's gym videos?*
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You know, I'm truly proud of one of my fave gurls in the bizz (yes, I have a heart. Cold, but a heart) speaking up and talking about the horrific condition she's had to endeavor. I feel so sad since she's one of my faves. What's really striking is that although you're average papi chulo down the street would think she has it all, it's obvious she lacks confidence and is characterized as insecure. She seems very critical about her weight. I always thought she was this shy skinny girl, who obviously has the looks, but little did I know that she was suffering from an eating disorder for so long. It's just so shocking hearing this come from one of the top models I see on a fashion week basis. Anyways, To read Kim Noorda's diary and feature in Vogue's April issue, Click HERE.
It's obvious she was at her smallest weight around the Spring/Summer 2008 ready to wear & haute couture shows:
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Whereas now, she appears a lot much healthier at the Fall/Winter 2010 shows from a couple of weeks ago:
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I really hope Kim progresses positively and wins this battle with her disorder and I really hope this doesn't affect her career in the industry.

Monday, March 15, 2010

And the award for the best set of Fall/Winter 2010 goes to...

Chanel. Like, fucking duh. I have no words....let the picture prove what I'm bitching about.
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Imagine the pictures I'd take with THAT in the background??! Motherfucking epic. Glaciers never looked this hot.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Thinspiration Slut Of The Day: Ali Stephens! &....What Would I Wear Today?

Today's thinspo slut of the day to help me lose weight is Ali Stephens, my original favorite Chloe girl (well before that whole Coco Rocha route she went through). I don't know how the fuck I got this picture (ok I lied, don't ask but I searched terry richardson pictures after that whole chaotic mess he's having with Rie Rassmussen just to see how revolting his work is and lo and behold I found Ali looking like the fiercest nerd ever). Doesn't Ali looked so gorgeous here though?!?!?
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ugh look how skinny those damn arms are. Ugh where weightloss when you fucking need it. But before we get into our creepy anorexic ways, look how flawless her face and expression are...gorgeous. That shit right there is so my new desktop mkay. Anyways...for our "What Would I Wear Today" segment were doing............Heatherette? I wish!!! eww no, let's get professional ya'll:
Chloe Spring/Summer 2010 look + Miu Miu Fall/Winter 2010 bag
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ugh i'd look hot as fuck in that, no?

Clemence Poesy at Chloe Fall/Winter 2010

In front row and looking soo damn pretty. ugh, why can't my skin be that fresh faced looking and that clear.
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ugh flawless.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Chloe Fall/Winter 2010

Yay, we finally get to talk about good'ol perisian Chloe and it's same old same old-ness.
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First off, I'm not going to hate on this collection cause I honestly have come to terms about it and I actually end up liking it more & more looking at it. There's certain looks that easily make me cream my pants (that velvet suit on Kasia is so cute! oh, my fucking god, that leather plus mens shirt look on Natasha is fierce as hell). Sure, most of it looks like the same shizz she's been showing for like 3 seasons in a row but oh I can't drink the hatorade and hate on my girl Hannah MacGibbon. There's definite looks I want and that overall makes me like this collection a lot. It's not anything new and it's definitely not the best collection of the season, but I'm liking it more & more. The only thing I will bitch about is the color palette. I mean browns and beiges? damn fucking browns & beiges? shit, I'm probably pooping browns & beiges from seeing it 3 seasons in a row. browns & beiges? browns & beiges? ok i've said it enough, it's probably out of my system. I will admit that I'm SO in love with the makeup & hair. That jet set 70's american glamorama hair looks so gorgeous. When you get to Natasha Poly below, just admire that damn Russian's beauty. Seriously, they all look so good. Even my man looking gurl Karmen looks good. Even the little hits of western look cute. Anyways, enough verbal diarrhea, here are my favorite looks:
ooooh Raquel is back. ugh this outfit is so 70's, ugh I love it.
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this look is a bit Celine, no? whatever
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This one's a bit simple but it's still cute and chic...
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ugh Liu Wen is SO fierce. I'm loving the belted jacket.
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Were wearing this one to the offices...mkay? Imagine me stepping into my job's kitchen to drink coffee while wearing these leather pants and bow top? WERQ!
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Ehh the knits were kinda alright.
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ugh this fur coat has my name written all over it.
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Who cares about the dress, it's nice, but Siri looks GORGEOUS!
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ooh this look is so me. I think the fringes on the side of shorts give it a little more interest. Plus, the whole outfit looks chic.
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Take away the coat & those nasty ass cowboy boots and i'd wear it in a heartbeat. maybe.
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oooh Freja looks gorgeous. loving this whole look.
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loving this one as well...
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oooh i'd so wear this one..so cute and chic but cozy...
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those damn snow boots! those damn snow boots y'all! snow boots at Chloe? ay dios mio. ugh i'll take the blouse and fur...obviously the fur...
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ugh full on leather on leather in all black. one of my top five fave looks...NEED...
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love the little bow on the neck. so cute and chic.
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omfg this look right here is SO me. one of my top faves. So gorgeous. Velvet & denim never looked so good.
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oooh Lisanne looks so chic. I'm really loving this look a lot too. prefessional while looking chic, no? Oh who am I kidding, I'd wear this out on the streets.
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ugh this look right here with that damn leather skirt is so the hotness. probably my favorite look of all. gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous...
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yay my newest favorite bitch in the whole wide world Anabela was here! that coat is gorgeous!
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ugh look how tall Freja looks! gorgeous...
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as for accessories, they're all so stale like the bag of cheetoh chips I have on top of my refigerator that I eat when I feel fat and lonely. The only bags/clutches I'd "atleast" give a rim job for would be these...
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And the award for the nastiest show on the runway goes to the yeehaw giddy-up cowboy boots at the show:
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Those cowboy boots are horrendous, HORRENDOUS I tell you! oh and
ps. Fuck what I said about those snow boots, I NEED them. Send my mexican ass all the way to mount kilimanjaro or however you spell it (or bigbear is fine) with a hot buff athletic son of a bitch and were good to. Skiing in Chloe? loves it.
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Anyways, just because I love Natasha's & Kasia's looks, I'll give you a pass Hannah. Seriously, she better step up her game next season or then i'll start yanking my hair like some girl does in one math class mkay. Overall, i'm giving it a 7/10. It's really good, but not best. The best description would be repetitive but enough rambling let's get to the another collection. Should we do Vuitton next?