Friday, May 28, 2010

Mon Hotel

ugh, well I could be going out sashaying my ass in sneakers and Ts on such a nice Friday but my ass prefers to study and wander off online (porn? Oh I kid bitch, I'm a class faggot right?). Especially GILT.com, which I'm loving their special at Hotel Mon located at 1 rue d'Argentine Paris, France. It's just simply stunning and can you believe I've been trying to convince my mama and papa to let me leave this cesspit of a home to trip somewhere. But now....back to Hotel Mon. Ugh, I wanna go to Paris, France and have my faggot ass stay here while I wear Lacroix and Chloe.
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Did I mention it's located near the Arc de Triomphe and the Champs-Elysees? Umm yeah..perfection.
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So so elegant...
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ugh that bathroom is divine.
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and the restaurant turns into a candlelit lounge. Perfect for shopping around for peen and alcohol. Best of both worlds.
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ugh I REALLY wanna go to France now. Now, it's time for me to go nag to my parents to let themselves to at least consider to let my ass go to France to shop till I drop and go sight seeing (more peen). ugh, I just really need an out of state vacay ya'll. But seriously, I'm trying to let my parents let me go to the following places, which I've been lusting to spread my faggotry to: London, Madrid, Paris, & Nueva York. Cross your fingers, legs, and every crossable body part, bitches. I need a damn break!

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