Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Naomi Campbell & Her Hair Situation

This is the fabulous biatch of the world Naomi Campbell doing a photoshoot in Nueva York for Dennis Basso.
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homegurl likes to try new things I see..
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And this is....well I don't know what it is let alone what to call it. So homegurl in fact has no hair? oooooh child....
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ewww....
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Whatever, the bitch still looks fucking hot and fierce in that damn fur. Let the queen bee continue..

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Alexis Mabille Mens Spring/Summer 2011: My Favorite Of The Season

It's officially Paris fashion week and I could care less what has been presented in Milan and what is left of Paris fashion week cause I'm gonna straight up say it: Alexis Mabille could possible be my favorite of the whole season. It's absolutely gorgeous! It's so me!!! Every inch of it screams me.
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I'm getting a slight beachy hippie influence. If anything, I could see myself wearing these clothes to a party or an event on the beach. It's gorgeous ya'll. Stunning. What I love about it is that it's masculine but appeals to me by being slightly feminine. Its very gay, very me! There's some shimmer and some sparkle within there. It's also decorated, or in a better term, styled. Who ever did the styling deserves a big ol' gold star because it was executed wonderfully. The tying of the sandals over the pants while the top's silhouette being floaty or slim looks amazing here. The jewelry also looks exquisite. And a collection featuring rompers...can it get any better? I also love the cinching of the waist. While every other collection has featured pure neutral colors and the same ol' cliche menswear styling, this collection offers such a fun way of dressing and speaks more to my dressing up ways. I could go on why I love this collection but let's get to the point and post my favorite looks from the collection which is pretty much everything:
ugh these two are so gorgeous! Especially the opening look. It's my favorite. Hmmmm...let's wear it out shopping near the beach? Near Santa Monica? Loves it
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The first one looks perfect for a hot summer day while the next one looks perfect out in the city.
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These are so light and fresh.
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oooh let's wear the first one to some evening event by the beach? And the second one on a lazy day while going to the grocery store? yeah, I come up with the most random places to wear them. haha
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I love how the second one with the hoodie features a slight touch of metallic with the tank top under it.
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The first one is cute but I love the second look with the hoodie more. Perfect for a chilly day.
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ugh I love the second suit. I love the shimmery fabric and the jacket being like a motorcycle jacket.
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Cute...
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So ummm papi chulo Christian Ronaldo invited my ass to Monte Carlo and he's like "baby were going to a party by the beach. Look chic, sexy, but fabulous!" and so i'd pick the first one bitch. I fucking love the second one! Sparkle, Sparkle bitch!
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ugh.....I'm lusting over these two! You know how much I love me some black on black looks! Especially with a little shimmer.
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And that's Alexis Mabille Mens Spring/Summer 2011 from me to you. Now, if only I had one of these full on looks. Salivating over everything.

D&G Spring/Summer 2011: Picnic Time!

Let's just say it's very "cute college boys or some sexy bitches from the Hamptons or Connecticut are going to a picnic" and this is what they'd wear.
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Not my cup of tea and it's a little boring for my personal taste, but I'm really interested because if it's this visible what the inspiration is, then I'm so interested as to how the womenswear is going to look like. I can already picture an all green ensemble consisting of a skirt with pleats and a polo on Snejana while wearing flat and a huge ass tote. Yeah, that's what I'm crossing my legs & fingers in hope of that happening. Oh and some sunnies cause homegurl just looks like the type that just needs glasses. A bitch can dream, right? Anyways, if (emphasizing on the if) I had to wear any looks from this collection, I think they'd be these two below. They're the most fem too me, I guess:
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ehh whatever. I'd wear those. They're cute. Like I always say, I always picture myself wearing Prada womenswear or something along the lines of that while my papi chulo wears Dolce & D&G. Mkay? Let's not forget the panty creamers of the show. Especially Ryan Kennedy (my boo who never return my calls)
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Let's move on shall we?

Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter 2010 Ad Campaign: Natalia Vodianova, Christy Turlington, & Karen Elson by Steven Meisel

Hallelujah!!! Praise the lord, or should I say Steven Meisel, cause Vuitton's ad campaign to their "boring"collection, or in my eyes, turned out beautiful behind the lenses. Just gorgeous. I'm lusting over the evening dresses shot with Natalia being in my favorite gown from the collection below:
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Stunning right? ugh. It's so glamorous, so "50s housewives getting fixed & ready & pampered to go out", so womanly, and very very luxurious. It's beyond beautiful. Meisel, one of my favorite photographers, has done it again. Here are more shots:
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This one's my second favorite:

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GO-JUS! One of the best of season without a doubt!

Tom Ford Eyewear Fall/Winter 2010 Campaign: Freja Beha Erichsen & Nicholas Hoult by Tom Ford

It's wicked, it's humorous, it's quirky, it's creative, it's just stunning. Gorgeous eyewear campaign for Tom Ford. There's a shot featuring Freja's nipple getting sucked by a crow, one where she's holding a bunch of birds, but by far my favorite one has to be the one where she's kissing the crow ala Paris Hilton kissing her good ol' puppies. Freja looks like a gorgeous slut. Loves it! Extravaganza!!!!!!!
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My favorite menswear one featuring Nicholas (hot bitch) has to be also the one featuring him kissing the crows as well.
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Definitely one of faves from the season. GORGEOUS!!!!

Chloe's Latest Perfume: Love, Chloe

I'm absolutely star struck by Chloe's latest commercial for their perfume "Love, Chloe" directed by Roman Coppola. The name is so cute! Plus, it's very catchy. Something I'd expect from the Chloe label. As for the commercial, or from the little sneak peak below, it's very 70's, very "on the go", very glamorous, and screams "she's a gorgeous woman that's absolutely independent but seems so sensual and beautiful". I just love when Raquel plays these roles that exude the glamours 70's like here. Here's a little peak of the commercial below while at the launch party for the perfume:
Gorgeous right? Ugh now let's pretend we have a hot thin brazilian body and we're walking down some street in Paris ala Raquel mkaybitch? ugh and once again, Raquel looks GOOOORRRGGEEOOOUSS! Extravaganza!
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Flawlesss......
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Can she seriously get anymore stunning? I'm also anticipating the ad campaign as well, which is shot by Inez & Vinoodh. Looks very appealing and very glamours.
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Can't wait till the full commercial video pops up.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Burberry Prorsum Spring/Summer 2011 Mens: GORGE!

YES! Christopher Bailey never lets me down, and this season it's no exception. Absolutely gorgeous.
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It's biker, it's tough, there's leather, it's just simply gorgeous. As always, the outerwear is amazing, especially that studded jackets. Those leather pants are executed wonderfully here and actually look great with a simple sandal. And as always, the styling is perfection. This is definitely one of my favorites of the season so far. Very edgy, very cool, and not fussy whatsoever. My favorite looks:
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gorge, gorge, and oh so gorge.
ps. Can somebody puhlease give me this studded bag from the collection? Salivating...
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Ok enough with the Burberry. Let's move on.

Gucci Time! Gucci Spring/Summer 2011 Mens

What the hell is happening to Frida? Another boring, mature, drab and classic collection. What happened to those fun and adventurous collections from her that I loved!?!
I love that it's so 70's jet set, which i could easily envision some party guy on the get go wearing this, but it's so safe. On a side note, I'm always loving the menswear casting. Who ever does it deserves a big A+ because every guy down the runway is incredibly chic looking and they each have the best hair among every menswear show. I mean every time I go to my Russians to get my haircut, I don't just take a random picture. No, I always take a freakin' Gucci runway picture because they always have the best hairstyles. Absolute best. Wait? Who does the hair again for Gucci? Orlando Pita? Guido? Whatever, just amazing hair. It's always so tasteful but very beachy and exudes such a fresh and youthful image. On a positive note, I did love the accessories and shoes. Those suede moccasins are gorge. Especially the blue ones.
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Stunning bags as usual. My favorites have to be these two, especially the shoulder bag.
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Stunning sunnies. Love the colored lenses, particularly the brown ones.
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My only favorite looks were these though:
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Hopefully Frida doesn't go the "safe" route and actually does something exciting for womenswear in october. I'm crossing my fingers and every possible body part I can so that homegurl pulls it together and makes her next collection pure gold.

Versace Spring/Summer 2011 Mens: From Sexxx to Rock n Roll.

What the hell is Donatella, or should I say what the hell is Martyn Bal, who's quoted by Tim Blanks as the "new man on the company's menswear block" going for?!? I mean I love the direction Versace is going but it's a complete 180 than what I'm used to seeing. Don't we all agree?
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I'm on two opposite sides. One one side I love how it was very rock n roll, very Dior Homme, who btw Martyn Bal worked for before, very rockabilly, very edgy but it wasn't synonymous with the Versace man. On the other side, I'm totally taken back by how this is so out of the Versace aesthetic, well at least for me. I mean where's the sex? Where are the men that would would be panty creamers and just pure eye candy? Certainly not these bitches below:
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I do love how it's very reminiscent of the Dior Homme days under Hedi Slimane. Actually, I don't mind at all if Donatella keeps the menswear division going in this direction. You know how much of a Dior Homme fag I am! I would love it if Versace goes this way! Oh! and I love how the runway had changed once again. Very Spring/Summer 2006.
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Enough bitching and now to my absolute favorite looks:
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ugh, those metallic jeans are so screaming my name:
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And now the full video. Like always, fantastic music at Versace. Love love love!
Overall I'm a very happy slut when it's coming to Versace this season.

ps. oooh mama Donatella!! Those platforms! MY GAWD!
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The higher you are, the closer to god right Donetalla? si si. Donatella as the number one cougar FTW!

Emporio Armani Spring/Summer 2011 Mensi: Erotic and Sexy. Gotta Love It.

Well i've never really payed attention to Giorgio's Emporio Armani label, well only for the hot guys running down the runway, but I actually like his latest collection. This is where you go "but why Tony?". Well silly bitch, I love it because a) there's a shitload of leather pants and I'm a sucker for leather pants and there's looks I actually ACTUALLY would wear and b) it was a fucking eye candy festival right there! Here's my proof:
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Erotica anyone? More eye candy:
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leotards? Oh YES!
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This is the point in my life where for once I actually wanna be leather skin Giorgio Armani, the man himself......
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I hate you Armani! Surrounded by all those damn guys. ugh. Major ugh.
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So it was urban, there was leather, leather daddies, there was S&M, it was erotic, hot guys....yeah what's not to love. The beginning part of the collection was very me. There were things I'd actually wear while it was kinda "meh" in the middle. By the end, it was pure love again. As for my favorite looks, they would be these with the exception of the third one with a simple white t-shirt under:
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And that's that!

ps. If you're wondering "why is this bitch infiltrating my head with homo erotic tendencies" it's because my summer has been fucking boring so far, so I'll blog just about anything. *kiss kiss muah!*