Thursday, July 29, 2010

Thinspiration Slut Of The Day: Shu Pei at Dsquared Spring/Summer 2010

Wtf, I never had a label for Shu Pei? wtf?!? Anyways, meet Shu Pei. I've been loving her since the Spring/Summer 2010 runways but homegurl is one of my top ten models I'm currently obsessed with. Plus, she has thinspiration written all over her. Plus, can she be anymore prettier??! (ugh I LOVED her at Prada SS10). Anyways, here's my asian homegurl at Dsquared Spring/Summer 2010.

Kelis-"Like You"

And of course, because I'm a damn cock sucking mo'fucka, let's sing my favorite line:
"He's making me hot
or is it his cock"
ugh, I'm having a Kelis overload. Anyways, let's pretend we're Snejana Onopka and we're wearing this outfit from Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2007 (below) while mincing to the damn song k!?!?
And while we're mincing, my milkshake is bringing the boys to the yard. k.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Bingo Players Vs. Chocolate Puma: Touch Me (Original Mix)

Touch me while I'm touching you
kiss me while I'm kissing you
love me while I'm loving you
do me while I'm doing you
ugh I'm obsessed with this song! OBSESSED! My newest runway sountrack bitches.
First heard it in the Modtv's Louis Vuitton Spring/Summer 2011 podcast. I swear, the music producer for Modtv deserves a blowjob or some fucking award cause his/or her music choices for their podcasts are always so splendid & orgasmic to hear.
Now, excuse me while I listen to my summer anthem and mince down the streets while I'm wearing some louis vuitton spring/summer 2010-esque outfit. kthanksbyw.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Shop Till You Drop: Latest Purchases

Lots of new things to vent out here but let's start off with what i've bought recently. Shopping till I drop at Nordstrom, Prada, American Apparel, & Marc by Marc is the best therapy ever! Who needs fucking Dr.Drew or Dr.Phil when you can just splurge and get that natural high! amiright?!?
Let's start off fuckers with Nordstrom. Me and one of my dearest friend(well idk since we had a little "issue") went to the Electric Daisy Carnival here in sunny bright Cali so before I went, I decided to get me some cute moccassins for that event.
Never ever ever wear moccassins to a damn rave. I got stepped on so many fucking times and they were ruined by the end of the day. ewww. They also stretched out A LOT. Ugh.
I also made a recent trip to Marc By Marc Jacobs to get a few cheap things like this gem ring, lipstick pen, and a mirror compact.
I've also been in need of some exercising shorts so I got these cute ones at American Apparel.
They're actually swimming shorts but the guy *swoon* told me he'd recommend the swimming shorts for exercising since they offer more movement or something along the lines of that. Whatever, I got those cause they were the cutest ones.
As for the last thing I've recently bought, say hello to my latest child. I just had to get these Prada Spring/Summer 2010 runway glasses. Aren't they gorgeous?
Seen here on the runway:
I've been obsessing over these sunnies since ever! Just look at them, they're absolutely gorgeous:
Well that's that. I'll keep yah posted sluts while pretending to be Shu Pei at Prada while actually wearing my sunnies. -love Tony.