Remember the good ol' days when you were fat, would come home and watch the Simple Life and The O.C.? And you would pig out while watching aspirational Mischa Barton (hey, this was back in the early 2000s mmmkay!) having breakup sex with Ryan Atwood and then have 80% of your time dedicated to watching Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton werq the fucking streets of bumfuckville? Sigh, those were the days. Thanks to that, we have true gems like this:
Sigh, indeed the good ol' days.
p.s. You know what, I should pull a Simple Life marathon one of these days! It's been long overdue.